Save Your Super Bowl Party

"Well am I in the money if the Chiefs get a safety here and then the Eagles kick a field goal?"

Are you sick of the guy at the Super Bowl running through hypotheticals every three minutes trying to see when one of the two squares he bought in the Square Game will be in the money? Always asking questions like:

“Well am I in the money if the Chiefs get a safety here and then the Eagles kick a field goal?” - Dougie

“Dougie - the Chiefs are at the 45 so a safety seems a little unlikely. But the answer is no. And you still haven’t Venmo’d me the $2 you owe me for squares, man.” - Squares Pool Organizer

Okay full honesty time. I personally haven’t run a Squares Pool and I actually love this guy at the party, mainly because he is annoying the shit out of someone else. And he can’t be bothered to go check the big square poster board for himself. Just good stuff all around.

But if you, like me, are sick of being that guy at the Super Bowl party annoying the shit out of the grid owner, boy, do we have a solution for you!

The Fantasy Genius team has been hard at work creating the best online squares pool app on the market.

Here is a link to our demo grid to show you what you can expect during the Super Bowl. The demo grid is the best way to understand the app, but if you don’t want to leave this article yet here are some highlights:

You gotta trust this random internet guy! They know their stuff!

Here is what the demo grid looks like, which will update in real time - literally almost instantly the moment Saquon scores your grid will update.

You can see above on each side of the grid who is in the money with every hypothetical score scenario. Share the board with Dougie to let him self-serve all his ridiculous hypotheticals.*

We also have a great how-to-guide to send to folks who haven’t played before. And if folks hate reading, we also created a YouTube video explainer.

Only the person who creates the grid needs an account — any participants in your grid can “buy” squares without an account. Get your grid going at Fantasy Genius and start filling it up before the game!

Finally, a one stop shop for creating an elite Super Bowl experience! Well, almost. Do NOT forget the Raising Canes! No Super Bowl party is complete without 100 of the best chicken tenders & toast you’ve ever had in your life. And I personally went with 2 vats of the Canes sauce as opposed to 20 of the little containers. We’ll see how that goes.

Raising Canes - if you see this, I’d LOVE 10% off my Super Bowl order. As of now, I am splitting this over 2 credit cards. Not because it’s expensive chicken. It’s priced as well as it’s seasoned (perfectly). Things are just a little tight money-wise right now.

*This probably won’t prevent Dougie from asking you questions to be honest. Fantasy Genius makes no guarantees here, but if we know Dougie, he ain’t opening his phone.

“Nah I don’t need a fancy phone for this - I’ll just keep asking you when I’m in the money”